me n my friend watching a slug we found on the sidewalk
When people walk slow in front of you
mom: what are you watching?
me: nothing…
me:
allmyknivesaremadeoutofrubber:
so you just make an effort? and then it pays off?
Found this gem in the redlettermedia sub
last night at the club a seccy pulled me aside for a chat and asked if i was drunk, bitch if im not drunk at 3am what am i doin out xx
when fergie comes on in the club and u hear “If u aint got no money take yo’ broke ass home”
